I SWEAR THE DRAMA FOLLOWS ME!!!!!!IS MY LIFE EVER CALM?! no.. of course not!
Last night i was waiting for luke to get home.. he's usually quiet when he comes home cause the girls are sleeping- - - he freaking comes crash, boom, banging through the door, and BUSTS thru our bedroom door, yelling, CALL 9-1-1, there is a fire in the bush in front of our house. ( now as most of you know.. we're chillin like villains in an apt until our house sells. p.s. we got on offer today that we accepted!).. p.p.s, dont worry for me.. the apt is super cute and not in the ghetto- cause ya'll know if it was you would have heard about it by now..
... ANYWAYS.. i call 9-1-1 and let them know there is a fire outside of the complex-- not having yet seen it myself. Meanwhile, luke is running around like an aimless chicken with his head cut off looking for a bowl for water.. (he's not good under an emergency situation, imagine what my labors were like, he's a mess!)
oh, did i mention it was SUPER SUPER late out and EVERYONE was sleeping?! i go outside to see this fire, smoke everywhere.. its just luke and i out there and i start laughing and i say: "is there ever a day there isnt drama in our lives?!" the fire dept comes.. (i know what you're thinking.. the fire fighter boyfriends in OR FIFTY times hotter!!) and i told luke before they got there there was NO possible way for this bush to catch on fire unless some bright idiot threw his cigarette in it.. There were cig. butts everywhere in the bush area.. meanwhile, IDIOT ( who i think in the PRIME suspect) comes out on his balcony to see what luke and i were doing.. luke asks him if he smokes and with a blank look on his face says no.. he flipping watched all the commotion and walks back into his apt. The guy that lived on bottom floor, whos apt would have caught fire first does not smoke, nor does the 3 level peeps.. so hello, dude.. its YOU!!!
luke went to the office this morning to tell them what happened.. she goes i know that guy on the 2nd floor for a fact smokes!! SUCKER! why would you deny it?! ( oh.. forgot to tell you, the chief batallion fire guy ripped luke a new one telling him that with the hot weather he shouldnt be smoking and throwing his butts in the bushes- luke has not smoked a day in his life!!)
omg.. forgot the most important funny detail.. we just switched our insurance over but decided we would let them know about renters insurance due to not giving them a rough est of our valuables. so had our apt caught fire we would NOT have been insured. THank you, Jesus for the save on that one!!
stay tuned for more days of our lives!!!