Friday, January 30, 2009

Lets Talk Gym Ettiquette!

Ok, Peeps- here's the deal. I'm having some serious issues with some things i've seen at the gym lately. Let me explain. I thought that when i moved here, there would be many obese people living in the South. There is, but there seemed to be MORE in Oregon. I go to the gym in the morning to see the trophy wives, looking PERFECT in their work out duds with their FAKE ASSETS- i think you know what i'm talkin about. Now, in the last few weeks, i've spotted 3 women wearing booty shorts. Before you go and assume their the 20 somethings, uh.. NO.. they are the 30 and 40 somethings!! you know those spandex booty shorts?! I feel they are inappropriate- if you're going to have your butt hang out at the gym, you might as well have your "ASSETS" hanging out too. .. not only does it distract me as girl WISHING i had legs like that, but those poor men trying to mind their own business and work on THEIR bodies.
Point 2- there is nothing i HATE more than a clingy man!! TWO times in the past 3 days i have witnessed men seeming to be a little possisive of their women. First man has drop dead GORGEOUS girl, 90 lbs dripping wet. Every few mn he would walk over to her and put his hand on her almost to say she's mine.. GET A LIFE! you're at a gym! If he was my man, i would run.. you dont need someone THAT insecure. !! Second man i witnessed 2 nights ago- workin out with his woman. They would work on same machine and switch off on reps. In between, they HELD HANDS and KISSED! dude.. seriously- i DO NOT want to see you do that. The gym is a place to build yourself up mentally and physically. A place where you should mind your own business, put on some tunes and get in a ZONE!
If you want your assets to hang out, go to a club- If you want to make out, go SOMEWHERE ELSE! People, you are ADULTS, HAVE SOME TACT!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Dad's Favorite Bedtime Story

One day, long, long ago, there lived a
woman who did not whine, nag, or complain.
But it was a long, long time ago,
and it was just that one day.
The End

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

* Some Valentines Day Decor *

I havent fully unpacked, which really drives me nuts- i dont know where EVERYTHING of mine is, and i dont feel like rummaging thru boxes in storage, so for Valentines Day, i just Made do and hit up the good ol' dollar tree, which i am obsessed with.. i mean OBSESSED!

Laugh Bud vase- came in set of 3 (live*Laugh*Love*) in dollar section at Tarjay

My FAV new placemats at Tarjay right now! Silver tumbler leftover from Christmas clearance! half off, and the cupcake plates by Oneida, randomly found them at Ross, 4 of them for 5.99!!

Here's the Love bud vase. The heart lolli's from Tarjay dolla each in dolla section, and the sparly hearts from Dolla tree. They have Red sticks in them, like plant picks, just pulled them off and they are EVERYWHERE in my house!




Dont they look EDIBLE?! Quin thought they were, so gave her one to eat after explaining we dont eat them. The look of discust on her face was PRICELESS and her words were :"dooos!"
(Translation of that would be Gross!)

Dolla Section of Tarjay, folks! It came in a banner, i just stole and
'x' and an 'o' and put them on outside of frame




My BFF bought this at Winco last year and filled it with my birthday goodies!



*Entrance Table*
The pink feather boa just MADE it! I stole it from the girls room


Ok, look closely cause i'm most proud about this!
Spatulas, 2.50 in Tarjay's dolla section, the dolla heart lolli again,
and 2 boxes of those sprinkles from Dolla section at Tarjay for 2.50 a box! This pic doesnt show the sprinkles very well but they are adorable! I really dont want to use them! I mean, seriously dont! Notice the X O cookie cutters tied on top of the jar- a bunch of those 2.50 at .. you guessed it, TARJAY!



Those sparkly hearts again! The red glitter heart DOLLA at Tarjay!
and the letters to write love, also Dolla section at Tarjay!




Enjoy.. and run off to Tarjay and Dolla tree to get yours too!!
i've already started stocking up on my spring stuff from Dollar tree! No.,.i'm not kiddin!

Change up a shirt..

This is for you, dad.. wanting to know HOW to make an AC/ DC shirt look good ;)


Kat Von D style!!! (she's from LA ink on the TLC show) -


it all started in December when my girlfriend bought a grinch shirt but it was super big on her.. she's lost 100 lbs and i said GIRL- why on earth would you wear a HUGE shirt after losing all that weight.. you need to make it form fitting and cut it up ( every time i say that i think of Bon Qui qui, GIRL I WILL CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT YOU!)


So, few weekends ago, we whipped out some guys shirts, watched the tutorial on how Kat Von D cuts up her shirts, and here you have it! I used a mens medium shirt and you just tie it in the back to fit your body shape-


And YES... i will wear mine to church


I had a girl that's new to our apt complex tell me she loved my style so much she told her husband she was going to get gas in her car, and went shopping, came back with 2 bags of clothes.. i guess i forgot to tell her BEFORE she shopped all my hot spots.. not too often do i spend alot on clothes. Once you have your staples, you're set!


Now, go thru your closet and find somethin you want to Cut up, and do it Kat style - woot woot! ( and yes, i already had this shirt, it was luke's from an 80's party= wal*mart special!)

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Too Funny to NOT post!

When THIS ...
Goes to THIS!!...
Freakin SCARY Larry is all i have to say! I was flat ironing my hair and got this bright idea to do hers- i was laughing so hard while doing it.. it looks like:
* A mullet
* A Wig
* Like the guy off of Back to the Future's kid!
(Brown ring around mouth= m&m's from the bribing i had to do to get her to TAKE the picture!
Notice her hand is in her pocket pulling out MORE!)



Left the back curly for affect-
Obviously GOD knew what he was doing when he gave her curls- cause she looks like a
lil man with straight hair!


Hope this brought you as good of a laugh as it brought ME!


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Rewards & Recognition

Mini Me made honor roll AGAIN! That being said, she was able to pick out a special treat and she decided Build a Bear was the place to go- i DREAD this place!! They have so many acessories including UNDERWEAR for these stuffed animals so they can really add up! To my suprise, we got out of there UNDER 50 bucks, she just wanted all the simple things. PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*BEFORE BUNNY*




*She looks SO grown up, it makes me SAD!*


*Deciding on the outfit*

*The finished Project, Miss Bunny!*
I already forgot this one's name but it starts with an "A"- i'll get back to you on that one ;)